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Jokes! / LMFAO
« on: May 16, 2012, 11:18:32 AM »
I'm Rexy

And I
Know It
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wig-yea, yea
Do the wiggle, man

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Jokes! / Try not to laugh
« on: May 05, 2012, 04:56:59 PM »

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Firefly/Serenity / He is a funny dude...
« on: April 24, 2012, 10:08:41 AM »
LINK

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Off Topic / Is your computer at risk?
« on: April 24, 2012, 09:10:25 AM »
LINK to story

LINK to online checker

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Jokes! / Anatomical Scrabble
« on: April 23, 2012, 04:50:46 AM »
Rearrange these letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

P N E S I

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I got S P I N E. What did you spell?

perv  :P

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Off Topic / English is a tough language...
« on: April 12, 2012, 11:35:33 AM »
Just look at this sentence. Seven words, yet five completely different meanings.

I didn't say Joe took the money.

I didn't say Joe took the money. - Someone said it, just not me.

I didn't say Joe took the money. - I implied it, or referenced it without saying it.

I didn't say Joe took the money. - I said someone took the money, maybe not Joe.

I didn't say Joe took the money. - He got it, maybe from someone else.

I didn't say Joe took the money. - He took something, maybe not the money.

Don't even get me started on stuff like iron (30 different meanings?) or bass (bass as in the fish or bass as in the low music tones, same spelling, different pronunciation and meaning).

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Jokes! / One SUO member
« on: April 11, 2012, 11:59:14 AM »
A large group of PvPers are at Brit crossroads, when they hear a voice call out from behind a castle, ... "One SUO member is better than ten PvPers."

The PvP guild leader quickly orders 10 of his best men over to the castle, where upon a huge battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, ... Then silence.

The voice once again calls out, ... "One SUO member is better than 100 PvPers."

Furious, ... The PvP guild leader sends his next best 100 chars over to the castle, and instantly a huge fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, ... Again silence.

The SUO member's voice calls out again, ... "One SUO member is better than one thousand PvPers."

The enraged PvP guild leader musters 1,000 PvPers, and sends them to the other side of the castle. Magic spells, necro spells, archery, melee and mystic attacks ring out as a terrible battle is fought, .... Then silence.

Eventually, ... One red lined and poisoned PvPer crawls back from the castle, and with his dying words tells his guild leader, ...

"Don't send any more men, ... it's a trap. There's two of them."

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Player Templates / Armor for a Gargoyle
« on: April 11, 2012, 05:25:59 AM »
I'd bet that someone has already put this together, so I'm just going to ask and hope that I can get the details.

Required including weapon: 100 LRC, *AHAP LMC, 50 HCI, *AHAP HLD, *AHAP DI, *AHAP SSI (weapon + items can be used for these), NON-Faction

LRC and HCI are the only two that are required to be maxed. Artifacts are ok to be used.

*As High As Possible

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Jokes! / Communication error
« on: April 09, 2012, 07:15:49 AM »
I went into a pub on a Saturday night. I spotted two plump girls, with very strong accents, sitting at the bar talking.
 
I approached them and said, "Hi, ladies.  Are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you freaking idiot !!!"
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So I immediately apologized saying "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?" 

That's the last thing I remember.

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Off Topic / Chuck Norris vs The Dos Equis Man
« on: April 06, 2012, 08:46:44 AM »

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Off Topic / Freedom
« on: April 05, 2012, 11:31:52 AM »
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us Freedom of Press.

It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us Freedom of Speech.

It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the Freedom to Demonstrate.

It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.

Support our troops.

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Jokes! / Pick a number
« on: April 03, 2012, 11:40:17 AM »
Think of a number between one and one hundred.

When you have it, scroll down
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Now add your age to the number you selected.
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Cool Links! / Take a chill pill
« on: April 02, 2012, 05:24:49 AM »
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were:

1. Marconi Union - Weightless
2. Airstream - Electra
3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix)
4. Enya - Watermark
5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing
6. Barcelona - Please Don't Go
7. All Saints - Pure Shores
8. AdelevSomeone Like You
9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull'aria
10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

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Jokes! / Depressed...
« on: March 15, 2012, 08:13:59 AM »
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc

I called a Suicide Hotline

I had to press 1 for English

I was  connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

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Cool Links! / Google Maps Power Tips
« on: March 13, 2012, 07:40:51 AM »
LINK

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