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Games & Game Systems / MWO !!
« on: May 07, 2014, 05:23:00 PM »
Sharing my spare time now between Mech Warrior Online and Ultima online !! Anyone else tried the Free to Play MWO ?

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Jokes! / Report Card !!
« on: April 24, 2014, 07:31:03 AM »
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands...

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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Jokes! / Condoms !!
« on: April 24, 2014, 07:19:27 AM »
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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Jokes! / Farts !!
« on: April 24, 2014, 07:11:44 AM »
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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Jokes! / Never force children to Pray !!
« on: April 24, 2014, 05:24:03 AM »
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and
provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.  AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.

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Public Bugs / Rising Colossus
« on: February 14, 2014, 04:47:21 AM »
Ithink I spelled that correctly. I was doing a few Navery last night and every once in a while my RC would get teleported to one of the webs. While it got teleported to the web my pet count would go to 0/5 and I could cast RC again, but ... it was only when getting teleported to certain webs I believe. This allowed me to have 2 RC's at the same time running around although they would be in different areas and I would have to lure Navery over to have both attack at the same time. This is all very difficult to accomplish seeing as the RC does not last long anyway. Just thought I would throw it out there and see if anyone else had a use for it :)

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Off Topic / To our Troops !!
« on: January 24, 2014, 03:17:00 PM »
A short disclaimer. This is not meant to be anything political, only an eye opener and some thought for our troops who gave their lives.

A SHORT POEM YOU WON'T FORGET 
"A bump in the road" .... remember that calloused statement?  I don't know the author of this poem.. Received it today.  Very thought provoking and poignant.  I do recall, however, the President referring to the Benghazi incident as "a bump in the road."  Today I heard an ex-Navy Seal being interviewed on Fox News regarding a book he has written about how to handle crisis situations in our lives.  At the end of the interview he asked if he could make a comment on Benghazi and of course the anchor said yes.  He then thanked Fox News for keeping the Benghazi story in the news, since other news organizations are not.  He said the Seals who died deserve the public knowing the truth about the whole affair.
 
The poem was written by a MARINE CORPS Officer (ANON).
 
THE BATTLING BOYS OF BENGHAZI 
We're the battling boys of Benghazi 
No fame, no glory, no paparazzi. 
Just a fiery death in a blazing hell 
Defending our country we loved so well.
It wasn't our job, but we answered the call,
fought to the Consulate and scaled the wall. 
We pulled twenty Countrymen from the jaws of fate 
Led them to safety, and stood at the gate.
Just the two of us, and foes by the score, 
But we stood fast to bar the door. 
Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied, 
So we fought, and we fought, and we fought 'til we died.
We gave our all for our Uncle Sam, 
But Barack Obama didn't give a damn. 
Just two dead seals who carried the load 
No thanks to us.........we were just "Bumps In The Road".

So will this reach every American with a computer?  Or do we act like the press and give a pass to the incompetent people who literally sat there in the White House and watched the Seal's execution on live streaming video and did absolutely nothing?  The Obama Administration obviously won't be held accountable because we apparently accept Hilary Clinton's statement, "What difference does it make?"

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UO-Related Tutorials / Treasure Hunting ... My way
« on: January 08, 2014, 12:31:29 PM »
Solo Template Male Gargoyle

120 Mystic
120 Focus (+20 ring)  - High Mystic and Focus makes the RC last longer
110 Magery (+20 ring) - You will need spell casting to finish those nasty Ancient Wyrms off with when they get scared and run.
110 Eval
100 Mining
100 LockPicking
100 Cartography

Suit

All 70's for resist
100% LRC on my suit
Beef up SDI (I have mine at 50%) (You can put 30 just on ring and bracelet)
Also get a good amount of MR (mine is 28 but you want need this much)
Get a few Slayer Books ( I only use a Dragon Slayer with 9%SDI on it but demon and repond could make it easier)
Also put 40% LMC on your suit.
With the left over room on my suit I filled with DCI and Damage eater.
With Re-Forging you double reforge and get up to 10 LMC (i only ever got 9) and 4 MR on a armor piece. I was using bronze hammer for these.

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Stealth archive / Help learning
« on: December 23, 2013, 08:38:33 AM »
Anyone want to get me on the band wagon for success?

I want to write a script in stealth to select a shovel and double click it to use on a cave floor. Then the ore that is mined to place this in a backpack on the floor.

Can any one put this together in a quick and dirty script or atleast get me started. I am in the mood to learn stealth over the next few days and i just need something to look at so I can get started.

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UO-Related Tutorials / Miasma
« on: December 21, 2013, 05:37:53 AM »
I had posted some Miasma thoughts earlier and had a few questions asked to me. So I thought ok I will post a walk thru and how I do Miasma.

I use my standard Sampire. Leach life with Vampiric embrace. Mana and stamina through weapon. Miasma has her lowest resist in fire. So first create a weapon with 100% fire damage. I added scorpion slayer to it. Plus SSI, Stamina, and Mana Leech. When you first walk into the Labyrinth be careful not to get too many monitours on you at the same time. I walk in slowly and kill them off as i come to them the spawn slow so no problems. then work my way around the buildings. Miasma is off to the left in a patch of grassy area. Do not make the same mistake I did and accidently lure a reptalon or two onto yourself. The problems with reptalons are they have a nasty firebreath attack and when you are carrying a scorpion slayer which is opposite slayer to reptile slayer you take double damage. OUCH !! OUCH !! Needless to say I was in ghost form alot before I figured out why those damn reptalons where kicking my ass. Now back to Miasma. Once you get in her grassy spawn area. You should only see the occasional Minotour. If you are setup correctly Miasma should drop in 10 or less hits. I use a bladed staff which has the special armour ignore. I spam this on here and leech plenty of mana from her to refill my mana pool. Also Honor is a good thing to do to miasma also want to have 100% damage increase on your suit, ring, bracelet and weapon. Somewhere you want to a complete 100% damage increase total. Miasma drops level 5 t-maps and also treasue chest that have level 6 t-maps to all locations (fel, tram, malas, ilsh, and termur). With the 100% damage incease and scorpion slayer plus honor i can on average take here down about 5 secs and then she has already spawned again. You can not loot her manually fast enough before another has already spawned. she drop on average 2.5k gold so i normally carry a bag of sending with me when i go. in about 15 mins you can have around 15 treasure chests and have already used around 5 uses on a bag sending.

If you have questiones or thoughts post them nd I will add them to theis small write up.

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Television/Movies / Star Wars Bohemian Rhapsody !!
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:13:12 AM »

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General UO Chat / Scripters !!
« on: December 03, 2013, 04:40:58 PM »
The stratics folks are on a witch hunt becareful while doing the new dungeon. Most of them are looking for an excuse and they are watching. Just thought I would share and advise everyone.

Whiners !!

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Player Templates / Hit Lower Defense
« on: November 25, 2013, 05:05:16 AM »
Can someone explain this for me. Everything I have read when you get a HLD off it makes a unique sound and works for one hit afterward. The max you get on that hit of HLD is for 25%. This part I understand. But you can get up to 70% HLD on a weapon. Why? I am confused is this the percent chance of 70%? Can some one clear this up for me? Thank you for the help. Saludos.

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Television/Movies / Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse !!
« on: November 21, 2013, 08:02:17 AM »

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