A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and
provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.  AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.

Miasma doesn't yield fel maps, though.

Yes she does. She drops Fel,Tram,Ter Mer, and Ish.

Now Welcome to the site and thank you for your introduction.

I noticed you made a comparison to EasyUO and how we do things compared to how they are now. Look how often they do anything there now days it is kind of dead. We are bright and shiny and still going stong. Our filter system is in place weed out all the leechers. We want to know that when you come to our site that you are motivated enough to talk to us if you are not then it is possible to say you might be here to just leech from us. There is the exception of a person being non conversational be might be a big contributer to the community but these cases I believe to be rare. Again welcome to the site.

Level 6 Tmaps from Miasma. You can not recall into or out of this dungeon either but it is just a short walk to her spawn area.

Much better Intro and very good read. I enjoyed it enough to beg for more I am sure someone with moderator right will be along shortly to unrestrict you.

People will type anything to get unrestricted except what they need to be typing

Nice and interesting Intro. You have any of your work you care to share so we might see what you have been working with? I wrote a few games game in the late 80's and early 90's mostly in assembly. Later spent time make levels and graphic overlays for games like DOOM, wolfenstien 3D, and DukeNukem. At one point I even added a weapon graphic and new weapon slot for DOOM, but I digress I only have time now for work and family and a little left over for UO.