So, Its 2 am, and I'm driving my friend home after we both worked a 14 hour shift. Just as a little background information my girlfriend is jewish. Now that I have set the Scene, here was our conversation on this night. Its short, but priceless.
Travis: So, why can't Jews eat Pork?
Me: Because Pigs are an Unclean Animal.
Travis: Well, Humans are an unclean animal too.
Me: Jews can't eat humans either.
At this Point we both start laughing so hard I go over the white line, and the cop car behind me pulls me over for my left brake light being out. After Checking our Credentials, he mentions when I swerved, and I tell him about our conversation and he lets us off the hook. Too funny.