Hello guys, my name is Mirek, from Czech Republic, 27 year old, currently unemployed ORACLE DBA Specialist (well i hope this will change soon, it's kinda hard to find normal job in my country,...now). I also have few other hobbies when I'm not glued to PC ... for example skiing and tennis, I'm also kinda handyman i love fixing stuffs for me or my friends when i got freetime (kinda strange hobby right? xD ). I love beer and ice hockey (watching, not playing lol)
Let's talk about games now, i love MMO my first one was... well UO in 1998 for like 3,5 years on OSI and since then i played/tested or at least tried nearly every MMO on market
only
non-online games which i every played was Quest for glory 1-5, Might and Magic II ~ VII, Baldur's Gate 1,2
So why did i come back to UO after i tried nearly everything? It's kinda hard to say with few words but im kinda heavy influenced by UO as my first real MMO experience we are on script forum so i will try to preset it like this:
; My MMO life by Xeer
set #lpc *real_life
set %bigNO_1 something ;"well, it's not bad but i kinda miss *this* UO had it"
set %bigNO_2 something ;"instanced/lobby dungeons? woah, and they call *this* MMO, haha"
set %bigNO_3 something ;"hmm PVP and there is no reward/loss for doing it? noPVP? ... noTHX"
set %bigNO_4 something ;"huh, why these guys flying thru walls and one-hitting every raid/world boss for 9999999999 damage?"
set %bigNO_5 something ;"oh, so i need to play $9.99 to buy backpacks?"
set %bigNO_6 something ;"hey guys, check this today they got sale ~instant max level~ only for $50! =.="
set %bigNO_7 something ;"yea! i need only kill 9898466852134 to reach next level, if my calculations are right it will be in winter 2097!!"
set %bored #true
set %MMO MMO_name
set %good_MMO? damn_i_want_play_something_good
good_MMO_search_engine:
if %bored = #true
{
if %MMO notin #played_MMO
{
;"hmm new MMO, lets try it"
gosub LetsTRYit
if #true in %is_it_FUN?
{
set %bored #false
waste_of_life_loop:
gosub LetsPLAYit
if %bigNO_1 || %bigNO_2 || %bigNO_3 || %bigNO_4 || %bigNO_5 || %bigNO_6 || %bigNO_7 notin #what_is_this_game_really_about
{
wait 1 ~ 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ;let's play it for few more days,weeks,months
if #STILL_NOT_BORED? notin %bored
{
goto waste_of_life_loop
}
else
{
set %bored #true
return
}
else
{
event macro 1 0 omg guys this game sux, why are you still playing it? im done, bye everyone...
gosub UNINSTALL
}
}
}
}
else
{
if %good_MMO in #player_mind
{
set %good_MMO UO
terminate everything_else
gosub letsPLAY_UO!!!
}
break
}
goto good_MMO_search_enginetl;dr : im at gosub letsPLAY_UO!!! now again
sorry for mistakes im using easyuo just few days,forgive me its something totally new for me but i really like to mess with it:D
if you got more questions, feel free to ask and i will answer ASAP
