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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Crisis on June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM

Title: Losing my man card
Post by: Crisis on June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM

I have 3 dogs, a 5 year old female Siberian Husky, a 6 month old female Siberian Husky, and a 5 month old  male German Sheppard. We will be taking the German Sheppard in to get him neutered next month. I can picture it now on the ride over to the vet.

German Sheppard: Dude!
Me: I am Sorry!!!  :(

German Sheppard: How could you?
Me: No choice. :(

German Sheppard:But I am living with a MILF and a hottie!!
Me: I am very very sorry!! :(

German Sheppard: What would you do in my situation?
Me: Stop trying to hump everything in front of my wife! :(

German Sheppard: Turn in your man card!
Me: I am so sorry! :(  *hands over card*


We are going to breed the females and they are AKC registered so his balls have to go. :(
Me: Dude, I am sorry!!

Title: Re: Losing my man card
Post by: gimlet on June 18, 2013, 07:03:12 AM

poor puppy! I feel for you!

Title: Re: Losing my man card
Post by: NObama on June 18, 2013, 09:12:39 AM

Wife did the same thing to me.  He'll get over it!

 :P

Title: Re: Losing my man card
Post by: Bookwyrm on June 18, 2013, 10:17:07 AM

We tried that on me. It didn't take. :o

Title: Re: Losing my man card
Post by: Thangos on August 04, 2013, 10:26:10 PM

Don't feel bad. I had tesituclar cancer in 99. Lost one of the jewels. Wifey keeps it in a jar on the nighstand and rings it like a bell when she wants something.  :'(