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Jokes! / Short Nose!
« on: December 10, 2014, 01:12:41 AM »
A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother, it says: Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... It makes your nose look too short.

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Receipes / Homemade Beef Burgers
« on: October 25, 2014, 02:18:20 AM »
Not my recipe. But wanted to share some healthy, filled with proteins tasty burger recipe :)

  Ingredients

1 can canned salmon
1/4 cup dry oats
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. minced ginger
1 tbsp. light soy sauce
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/4 cup fat-free mayonnaise
1 tbsp. olive oil
3 whole wheat buns
1 cup spinach leaves

Directions

Remove bones and skin from salmon.
Combine the salmon, oats, lemon juice, ginger, soy sauce, and mayonnaise in a bowl.
Form into patties and then press sesame seeds into them.
Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat and cook patties, 2-3 minutes per side.
Serve on the whole wheat bun with spinach leaves and mustard if desired.

Calories 420 per serving
Total Fat 19 g
Total Carb 40 g
Protein 24 g

Hope you guys have a healthy weekend

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New member introductions / Hello Everyone
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:58:13 AM »
Hi all!

My name is Jame, and I like Ultima Online!  I am currently 30 years old, I work in tech support.  I love gaming but cause of RL(real life) am not able to give that much time to gaming. but whenever i get time you will find me online  ;). I am also a part time fitness trainer so yea going to gym is also my work/hobby :)

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