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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Toptwo on July 22, 2011, 03:00:26 PM

Title: Advanced Medicine
Post by: Toptwo on July 22, 2011, 03:00:26 PM

A doctor from Israel says:  " In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments:  "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
 
A Russian doctor says:  "That's nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
 
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:  "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls...we made him President of the United States, and now....the whole country is looking for work.

Title: Re: Advanced Medicine
Post by: Canuker on July 22, 2011, 04:27:01 PM

I lol'd  ;)

Title: Re: Advanced Medicine
Post by: Masscre on July 22, 2011, 05:45:55 PM

All I can say is TRUE VERY TRUE !!!

Title: Re: Advanced Medicine
Post by: cutter on July 22, 2011, 11:43:58 PM

Yes we are looking for work. LOL