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Title: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: dxrom on May 10, 2013, 11:01:43 PM

What're some of the cheesiest pickup lines you have used? They have the be ones you've actually USED and not ones you've just heard of.

I'll kick it off, I was at Otakon a few years back and was chatting with a girl and we seemed to click a bit on interests, she mentioned an interest the older Lucas films which was pretty cool. Later that night we happened across each other at a 21+ area and the greatest pickup line I've ever thought up popped into my head. I told that she should change her name to "Diana Jones" and when she asked why, I explained so that I could be "Indiana Jones".

It was a bit outright, but it worked :>

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: Ozzy on May 11, 2013, 08:20:13 AM

lmao that coulda went real bad...  but awesome..none the less

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: TrailMyx on May 11, 2013, 08:47:11 AM

When I'd say, "Hey, I like your top!" to a large breasted woman and this didn't go over too well.  So I gave up and let them start chasing me.  ;)

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: gimlet on May 11, 2013, 09:40:45 AM

Hey ya wanna go in half on a kid?

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: Khameleon on May 11, 2013, 11:04:56 AM

Quote from: gimlet on May 11, 2013, 09:40:45 AM

Hey ya wanna go in half on a kid?

I've got two you can have for free.
and a wife
... I don't have a dog other wise you could have that too.

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: gimlet on May 11, 2013, 11:33:39 AM

hehehehehe

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: onlyindreams on August 18, 2013, 07:14:41 AM

An Corp!!!!!

Can't believe I said this or more importantly that it worked.... Back when I was bartending at THE spot in town I would always flirt with the attractive girls. Whenever I'd have a moment to slow down and chat we always laugh and take shots. I would say "you're F'ing awesome!". Then like clockwork they'd always ask my name within a minute or two. I'd simply say "I'm awesome". I don't know why but 90% of the time it worked every time.

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: NObama on August 19, 2013, 10:16:20 AM

"I make more money than I can conveniently spend."

Worked for me every time.

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: krovikan on September 27, 2013, 10:49:23 AM

Are you a lumberjack? Cause you give me great wood...

That one I actually used on my current wife, so great success

I always tried the ridiculous ones  :-X

Title: Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
Post by: SunTigress on September 28, 2013, 11:48:37 AM

One I had used on me was "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" Yep, he was cute so it worked. :-\

TT used this one, with obvious success "Hello beautiful" ;)