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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on April 22, 2009, 10:51:07 AM

Title: Happy Earth Day
Post by: Cerveza on April 22, 2009, 10:51:07 AM

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: 12TimesOver on April 22, 2009, 11:11:07 AM

Oh my God this line was beautiful!!

"Ira Einhorn was arrested for murder March 28, 1979, the day the Three Mile Island nuclear plant accident occurred. Ira Einhorn, environmentalist, was charged with murder during the same period as one of the greatest environmental accidents in United States history.

But the real irony is that more people died in the apartment of Ira Einhorn, co-founder of Earth Day than at Three Mile Island. The environmentalist killed more people than the so-called environmental disaster."

I love it!

XII

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: TrailMyx on April 22, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

I will lay awake from now on worrying about all those carbon emissions from the decaying corpse too!

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: 12TimesOver on April 22, 2009, 12:06:56 PM

The part that has me scratching my head is how someone can live with a corpse decaying in their closet and then claim innocence. That is truly priceless.

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: UOMaddog on April 24, 2009, 06:59:56 AM

"But officer, I thought EVERYONE was supposed to have skeletons in their closet!"

P.S. I live like 10 mins from TMI...cool place to drive by! Huge as hell!