ScriptUO

General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on June 10, 2009, 08:05:57 AM

Title: Geography of Women and Men
Post by: Cerveza on June 10, 2009, 08:05:57 AM
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
 
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
 



 
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
 
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran and North Korea......
Ruled by a couple of nuts.
Title: Re: Geography of Women and Men
Post by: Masscre on June 10, 2009, 10:49:09 AM
LOL !!!! But in all honesty very true. !!