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Ultima Online Fan Board => General UO Chat => Topic started by: Oracle on January 20, 2010, 09:27:45 AM
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"Hey Bob! What are you doing today?" "Oh, I don't know. I can't figure out some of this really old code, but I do need to look productive. I really should fix some of these things on this long list of things that really need to get done. Hey, I know...I will jump onto all the shards (for the next few weeks) as an NPC and give away indiscriminate stuff, like giving away Christmas presents. That way I can screw with the Game Economy even more(which I can try and figure out how to fix later or maybe balance it), but I have to make it look non-religious, so I will pose as a gay looking male deer, a Stag! Oh I don't want to actually make new graphics though, so I will use existing graphics like color some fish steaks bright green and call them 'Spearmint Holiday Gummies' and also color a honey jar bright red and call it 'spiced egg nog'...! That way, the players have something new to collect and later on they can charge large amounts of gold without having to really earn it or work for it. Also, I will be doing a good deed and supplying those 'in need' with their Pixel Crack! This will make a lot of people feel good about playing, because people love to get free stuff for no reason. Right? If some people don't get a colored fish steak because I am lazy and don't believe in fairness, then oh well. I tried!"
Talk about the empitome' of LAZINESS and STUPIDITY!
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At no point did anyone here ever accuse the devs of having any sense of intelligence. :)
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lol i must admit i actually like the holiday crapola activities... its a bit of a throw back to what they did some years back.. not that i got anything in any of those times either...
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Yea I remember some of them also. I ran around killing santa clauses to collect there complete black boots and red shirts and so forth. It was kinda kool I would be grey for a few seconds because I killed santa and if one saw me the fight would be on i was a tank/mage back then. :)
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I agree!!! PIXEL CRACK!!!!!!!! :o ??? ::) :P :-\