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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on March 25, 2010, 06:51:00 AM

Title: Haircut
Post by: Cerveza on March 25, 2010, 06:51:00 AM

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then never comes back."

A little while later, the friend returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

The friend smiled and answered, "Your house".

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: manwinc on March 30, 2010, 03:52:39 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: Paulonius on March 31, 2010, 04:09:52 AM

Nice.

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Post by: Crazyamerican741 on April 03, 2010, 09:43:38 AM

:D

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Post by: OMGBurgers on April 03, 2010, 11:20:22 AM

LOLOLOLOL

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 11:38:59 AM

(http://rightofmississippi.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jimcarrey2.jpg)

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: TrailMyx on April 03, 2010, 11:40:07 AM

Hey!  That was my haircut at one point!!  Tho it was a toe-headed blonde bowl-cut..  heh

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 11:43:00 AM

 :P

Title: Re: Haircut
Post by: Masscre on May 21, 2010, 09:18:44 AM

The moral of this story i believe is ... when some one ask how long a job will take always tell the twice as long so you will always finish faster and seem like a hero in the end (and maybe show up at home earlier also).