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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on March 25, 2010, 07:03:18 AM

Title: Speaking Difficulities
Post by: Cerveza on March 25, 2010, 07:03:18 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Title: Re: Speaking Difficulities
Post by: Endless Night on March 25, 2010, 07:25:01 AM
That last one is the reason i only go out on nights when i dont have to work or other in the morning.. the rest i can and have lived with.
Title: Re: Speaking Difficulities
Post by: UOMaddog on March 26, 2010, 09:30:51 AM
LoL I heard this on the radio the other morning!! Freaking HILARIOUS!