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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Superslayer on April 02, 2010, 09:23:32 PM

Title: The GREATEST scientific study of all time ... EVER!
Post by: Superslayer on April 02, 2010, 09:23:32 PM: :D ;D :o

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life/health-fitness/health/Stare-at-boobs-to-live-longer/articleshow/5304136.cms
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Post by: TrailMyx on April 02, 2010, 09:40:50 PM: Jebus!! I'm going to live until I'm 189!! NICE!!
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Post by: Superslayer on April 02, 2010, 10:20:26 PM: Hellz ya! I wonder if that's how Yoda lived to be over 900 years old :-\
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Post by: Scrripty on April 02, 2010, 10:37:28 PM: My girlfriend said she's on board so I'll live 5 years longer. :)
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Post by: Khameleon on April 03, 2010, 04:48:36 AM: dammit... I'm going to live forever.... that sucks...
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Post by: Khameleon on April 03, 2010, 11:55:47 AM: I re read the article.. I think they left out some Important data.... if the female is talking I hear there is a good chance that years can also be shaven off of your life span....
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 11:58:23 AM: Hey I'm posting from a strip club as we speak!

:D
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Post by: TrailMyx on April 03, 2010, 12:02:37 PM: Quote from: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 11:58:23 AM
Hey I'm posting from a strip club as we speak!

:D

Slip that hottie a finsky and get me a lapdance!!!
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 12:16:52 PM: haha! I live in boondocks tennessee....I'm lucky if the strippers have all their teeth. lol
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Post by: Krusty The Klown on April 08, 2010, 08:09:33 AM: Freakin awesome i tell ya but i think my wife is happier about this than i am bad news for me
:o
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Post by: JustAnotherFace on April 08, 2010, 08:37:03 AM: Quote from: jtw1984 on April 03, 2010, 12:16:52 PM
haha! I live in boondocks tennessee....I'm lucky if the strippers have all their teeth. lol

I also will live forever then!! BTW jtw, what part of TN? Im in Chat-town

JaF
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 08, 2010, 12:05:47 PM: Ah, I'm about an hour and a half north of Chat close to Knoxville.
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Post by: JustAnotherFace on April 08, 2010, 12:25:37 PM: Gotcha! Not that far away at all. In fact I was just in knoxville this past Saturday.

JaF
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 08, 2010, 03:33:43 PM: I've been trying to avoid that area until they get all that road work done.. If it's not done already.
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Post by: JustAnotherFace on April 09, 2010, 09:17:08 AM: Oh its definately NOT done... at the rate they are going, it may NEVER be done. lol. Im just lucky enough that it starts right at the exit for my house heading south, so I get to drive through it every day!

JaF
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Post by: UOMaddog on April 09, 2010, 12:08:40 PM: AHEM! BACK ON TOPIC PEOPLE!!!

BOOBIES!!!!

I'm just curious how much longer you live if you play with them, not just look at them!?!
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 09, 2010, 12:23:17 PM: A lady I know just had breast implants. I politely asked if I could see them. She agreed, but said wait until tonight.

Score!
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Post by: Masscre on April 09, 2010, 01:17:49 PM: Ask her if she minds if you take photos and share with me?
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Post by: Superslayer on April 09, 2010, 02:22:12 PM: so if boobies extend life expectancy of men, what will staring at the ...ahem, vagina do ?
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Post by: Krusty The Klown on April 09, 2010, 02:26:11 PM: Probably kill you since we spend our whole lives chasing it :'(
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Post by: UOMaddog on April 09, 2010, 04:02:26 PM: That reminds me of the South Park "Search for the Almighty Cl***ris!"
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 09, 2010, 04:43:38 PM: Quote from: Krusty The Klown on April 09, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
Probably kill you since we spend our whole lives chasing it :'(

That sad face is haunting. What could have been... lol
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Post by: Krusty The Klown on April 09, 2010, 06:45:39 PM: absolutely hehe....... damn women why do u try so hard to be so innocent >:(
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Post by: SunTigress on April 10, 2010, 05:21:50 AM: ;)
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Post by: jtw1984 on April 10, 2010, 05:33:00 AM: Oh wow, I wish all women had the mentality of that shirt. lol
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Post by: Krusty The Klown on April 10, 2010, 10:13:39 AM: LMAO that's a classic.....
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Post by: UOMaddog on April 10, 2010, 12:10:09 PM: I think that Free Mammogram guy is a genius!! I'm gonna stand outside the local hospital wearing that!