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Ultima Online Fan Board => General UO Chat => Topic started by: Cerveza on August 20, 2010, 08:07:17 PM

Title: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Cerveza on August 20, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
She was watching me "play" a little, I was reading here and she said,

"I thought you were playing your game"

I said, "I am"

She said, "How are you playing when your reading?"

I showed her that I was in fact killing rats in the Abyss with two chars.

She said, "How are you using two at the same time"

I briefly explained dual clienting, cross healing, auto attacking, auto looting....

She said "So you really don't do anything except sit there and read while your scripts do all your playing for you"

I said " Uhmm..... yeah"
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Hoby on August 20, 2010, 08:13:26 PM
uh oh, the secrets out.  Your in trouble now.   ;D
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Scrripty on August 20, 2010, 08:48:09 PM
Tell her either me or manw are sorry. :)
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: manwinc on August 21, 2010, 06:19:36 AM
My parents complain about that ALL THE TIME.

"WHATS THE POINT"!
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Cerveza on August 21, 2010, 06:31:04 AM
She just watched me tend over 200 plants.... scripted of course.

She just laughed.
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: NObama on August 21, 2010, 07:39:48 AM
I told my wife about my Valorite Hammer pull last weekend...

"Babe!  Come here, quick!"

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong.  Come look at this.  I've been trying to get one of these for ten years!"

*pause*

"What is it?"

"A hammer."

"A hammer?"

"A special hammer.  Really hard to get - one of the rarest items in the game."

*another pause*

"Do you hit people with it?"

"Yes.  Never mind"



Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Masscre on August 21, 2010, 11:37:46 AM
ROFLMAO

I do that quite often.

Hey honey look at what I got!!

not that game again. what is it? what can you do with it?

nevermind thanks for looking at it with me. I love you. bye

"then I start playing again".

Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: TrailMyx on August 21, 2010, 11:38:06 AM

She just laughed.

As would I, you pansy.  :p
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: manwinc on August 21, 2010, 12:16:22 PM
My girlfriend played for a while. I gave her 10 mill in gold and showed her where luna is. She quickly bought pretty things having no idea what they did.

"OOOOO I Love these green tokens!"

"ITS PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Powerscrolls..... why would I want those?"
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Hoby on August 21, 2010, 01:03:15 PM
rofl
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: SunTigress on August 21, 2010, 02:16:58 PM
Hey now, give a girl some slack!

If you had no knowledge of this game, other than it takes money from your account every month, what would you think the hammer was for???

Manwinc,
I always buy pretty stuff ;)
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: UOMaddog on August 24, 2010, 09:00:58 PM
Now she knows you can still do laundry while "gaming" so you have lost your excuse! Way to go! Now I just gotta keep my fiance away from all of you so that she doesn't find out too!
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: Rheeanna on August 25, 2010, 02:16:02 AM
i'm having trouble getting anyone in my family to play UO again.  I just love this game.   
 Auto running dual clients, etc....    I just don't how you guys do it.    I have trouble enough
getting one simple script to behave :P
:P
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: SunTigress on August 25, 2010, 07:19:27 AM
Now she knows you can still do laundry while "gaming" so you have lost your excuse! Way to go! Now I just gotta keep my fiance away from all of you so that she doesn't find out too!

Ohh, just use TTs excuse. "I don't know how to do laundry"
It's worked his whole life
Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: NObama on August 25, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
ST's new avatar is made of win.

Title: Re: Scripting chat with my wife
Post by: UOMaddog on August 25, 2010, 06:41:34 PM
LoL, that avatar really made me laugh since I just had to chase a dumb cat away from my fiance's apartment because it sat outside her window for 3 nights in a row just meowing non-stop...My dad always said "Burlap sack, bottom of a lake" but unfortunately I didn't have a burlap sack and thought a plastic Target bag wouldn't work, so I opted for a pot with a lid and scared the *bleep* out of it!