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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on August 30, 2010, 08:54:45 AM
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Mondays... suck
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Cerveza
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August 30, 2010, 08:54:45 AM
So here... smile a little.
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
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Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
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Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
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They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
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You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
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Dam
!
6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
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Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
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A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
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Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
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Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
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Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
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Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
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Frostbite
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13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
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A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
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Anyone Can Roast Beef ....
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
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Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
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Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
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Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
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Sanka
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19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
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Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
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A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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Re: Mondays... suck
Post by:
TrailMyx
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August 30, 2010, 09:04:53 AM
face----->palm!
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Re: Mondays... suck
Post by:
Masscre
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August 30, 2010, 10:39:38 AM
I did chuckle at a few of them :)
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Re: Mondays... suck
Post by:
manwinc
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August 30, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
"Nice"
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Re: Mondays... suck
Post by:
TrailMyx
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August 30, 2010, 12:51:18 PM
Cerveza was just looking for an excuse to use the spoiler mod. lol
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Re: Mondays... suck
Post by:
Masscre
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September 01, 2010, 06:47:30 AM
What do you call a Cerveza with no alcohol in it?
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Koolaid !!