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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on March 08, 2011, 12:38:21 PM

Title: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: Masscre on March 08, 2011, 12:38:21 PM

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
 
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???
 
Ever wonder why?
 
 









 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's because she smells
like a new truck!

Title: Re: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: TrailMyx on March 08, 2011, 12:49:57 PM

It has something to do with boobies wrapped in the skin of bovine life-forms.

Title: Re: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: gimlet on March 08, 2011, 04:30:15 PM

Ahhh the sweet form fit!

Title: Re: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on March 08, 2011, 07:36:00 PM

I don t know about you but i hate leather gets to sticky

Title: Re: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: Masscre on March 09, 2011, 10:17:51 AM

Something tells me to leave this alone but curiousity wins all the time. Why where you wearing a leather dress OJW?

Title: Re: Leather Dresses !!
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on March 10, 2011, 07:58:01 AM

Quote from: Masscre on March 09, 2011, 10:17:51 AM

Something tells me to leave this alone but curiousity wins all the time. Why where you wearing a leather dress OJW?

  I wasn t i was refering to when your wearing swiming shorts and go hop out in your truck with leather seats and the sun is shining it burns your ass when u sit down