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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on March 25, 2011, 06:42:51 AM

Title: Confessional
Post by: Cerveza on March 25, 2011, 06:42:51 AM
A guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Moose Drool on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in and immediately says:

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".



The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!".
Title: Re: Confessional
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on March 25, 2011, 10:50:31 AM
Nice
Title: Re: Confessional
Post by: gimlet on March 27, 2011, 06:46:09 PM
heheheheheehe