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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on April 07, 2011, 04:26:52 PM

Title: SWEET TEA
Post by: Masscre on April 07, 2011, 04:26:52 PM

Sweet Tea Cure
 
   


   
A woman goes to the doctor with severe bruises and lacerations....

Doctor: "What happened?"     
   
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."   

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.    Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."     
     
Two weeks later, the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn   
   
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I  swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"     

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"   

 

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: Khameleon on April 07, 2011, 05:20:26 PM

How True that is!

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on April 07, 2011, 05:55:48 PM

I like this lol

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: gimlet on April 07, 2011, 05:58:45 PM

ahhh great words of wisdom

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: manwinc on April 08, 2011, 07:51:40 AM

 :P

Hahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on April 08, 2011, 08:46:54 AM

Quote from: manwinc on April 08, 2011, 07:51:40 AM

:P

Hahahahahahahahaha
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Hey manwink think this works the other way around for you when your girlfriend comes home u wind up swishing the tea around lol

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: TrailMyx on April 08, 2011, 09:19:45 AM

God I hate when my girlfriend takes a 4-hour energy drink....  It's Yap-Tastic!!

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on April 08, 2011, 09:20:59 AM

Quote from: TrailMyx on April 08, 2011, 09:19:45 AM

God I hate when my girlfriend takes a 4-hour energy drink....  It's Yap-Tastic!!

 You forgot to mention how they act when they get choclate For Example my wife never shuts up after she eats it

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: pacotaco on April 08, 2011, 10:09:21 AM

That's funny just the other day me and my soon to be ex-wife was walking down the street and passed a woman with a black eye and I turned to her and said "Look, another woman that doesn't know to keep her mouth shut." ;)

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: manwinc on April 09, 2011, 04:01:09 PM

Problem with my girlfriend is that she doesn't say things that need to be said!

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: Masscre on April 09, 2011, 06:11:58 PM

Some things are best left unsaid but not everything. Some women do not know had to arrive at a good middle. They are either jabber boxes or stay quite about everything.

Title: Re: SWEET TEA
Post by: onlyindreams on April 12, 2011, 06:29:35 PM

LOL Nice one!