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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on April 07, 2011, 04:28:20 PM
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(Anyone whoever dressed a small child will love this!)
A Texas teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots.
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a glow.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." Sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
He then announced, These aren't my boots.
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, Why didn't you say so, like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.
Helping him with his coat, she asked, Now, where are your mittens?
He said, I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots so's I wouldnt lose em.
She will be eligible for parole in three years.
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hehehehehehe
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that sounds about right...
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now.. I've never lived in texas, but why do you need mittens in Texas?
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now.. I've never lived in texas, but why do you need mittens in Texas?
Panhandle!