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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Hoby on April 14, 2011, 07:15:29 PM

Title: FML (f*ck my life)
Post by: Hoby on April 14, 2011, 07:15:29 PM

My new favorite thing.  Eff my life and my life is average.  See below

"Today, i dropped my phone in the toilet and amazingly it survived except for the number 1 button.  My phone password is 1111."  FML

"Today, i got attacked by my own dog.  I don't whatwill be harder telling everyone how my dog thought i was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle."  FML

"Today I found out that if i was 2 inches shorted i would have to sit in a booster seat in the car, im 22 years old"  FML

"Today my dad was and hour and half late picking me up at the airport.  worst part he wont admit that he fogort and insists that the traffic was really bad.  we live 10 minutes away from the airport"  FML

Title: Re: FML (f*ck my life)
Post by: UOMaddog on April 14, 2011, 11:06:57 PM

You need to check out "Texts From Last Night" (tfln.com) It's hilarious and you can even search for you own area code!

Title: Re: FML (f*ck my life)
Post by: Hoby on April 14, 2011, 11:31:38 PM

oh yea, forgot about that one   havent checked it out yet.  will soon.

Title: Re: FML (f*ck my life)
Post by: Hoby on April 15, 2011, 10:17:06 AM

"i would appreciate it if you stopped texting my girlfriend"
"i would appreciate it if you stopped c$ck blocking me"