ScriptUO
General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on August 27, 2011, 05:11:17 AM
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
'W I N A B A G E L'
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hehehee - even my blond wife liked that one!
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K, didn't see that coming. :) Good one.