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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on September 09, 2011, 08:49:41 AM

Title: Blonde Suicide
Post by: Canuker on September 09, 2011, 08:49:41 AM

A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor, "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your finger?"

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So, then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Title: Re: Blonde Suicide
Post by: MeWonUo on September 09, 2011, 10:30:55 AM

:D

Title: Re: Blonde Suicide
Post by: gimlet on September 09, 2011, 02:23:11 PM

hehehehehe

my (blond) wife was not amused!

Title: Re: Blonde Suicide
Post by: Newsman on September 10, 2011, 03:54:51 PM

haha pretty funny.

Title: Re: Blonde Suicide
Post by: Masscre on September 11, 2011, 01:26:54 PM

That was pretty good i will have to foward it to a few blonde friends i have :)