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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: manwinc on September 10, 2011, 11:37:19 PM

Title: Not Really a joke.....
Post by: manwinc on September 10, 2011, 11:37:19 PM

So, Its 2 am, and I'm driving my friend home after we both worked a 14 hour shift. Just as a little background information my girlfriend is jewish. Now that I have set the Scene, here was our conversation on this night. Its short, but priceless.

Travis: So, why can't Jews eat Pork?
Me: Because Pigs are an Unclean Animal.
Travis: Well, Humans are an unclean animal too.
Me: Jews can't eat humans either.


At this Point we both start laughing so hard I go over the white line, and the cop car behind me pulls me over for my left brake light being out. After Checking our Credentials, he mentions when I swerved, and I tell him about our conversation and he lets us off the hook. Too funny.

Title: Re: Not Really a joke.....
Post by: gimlet on September 11, 2011, 07:57:12 AM

hehehehe

Title: Re: Not Really a joke.....
Post by: Newsman on September 11, 2011, 09:27:22 AM

nice

Title: Re: Not Really a joke.....
Post by: Canuker on September 11, 2011, 09:33:16 AM

I'll have to make note of this in-case I run into a situation where a jew is attempting to eat me :P

Title: Re: Not Really a joke.....
Post by: Crome969 on September 11, 2011, 11:10:05 PM

Now we know the truth. We are unclean.. LOL