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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on September 13, 2011, 11:42:52 AM

Title: Bad Food
Post by: Cerveza on September 13, 2011, 11:42:52 AM

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

Title: Re: Bad Food
Post by: Canuker on September 13, 2011, 11:58:30 AM

The truth :)

Title: Re: Bad Food
Post by: MeWonUo on September 13, 2011, 12:10:58 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Bad Food
Post by: Goliath on September 13, 2011, 12:17:22 PM

I am sending this to my wife... LOL

Title: Re: Bad Food
Post by: Endless Night on September 13, 2011, 12:51:03 PM

Quote from: Goliath on September 13, 2011, 12:17:22 PM

I am sending this to my wife... LOL

lol same here

Title: Re: Bad Food
Post by: gimlet on September 13, 2011, 12:53:59 PM

same here!