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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Tyrone Biggums on October 07, 2011, 09:46:40 AM

Title: Short Joke
Post by: Tyrone Biggums on October 07, 2011, 09:46:40 AM

I have a friend that we pick on cause he's short and I'm running out of jokes. I run a FB page in honor of making fun of him called "I Hate Bill Carr". Feel free to join and pick on him. He honestly loves it. Things I'm looking for are as follows.

(u can replace Bill Carr with "a little person aka midget"

I hate drawing straws with Bill Carr. Every time he loses he takes it offensively.

Knock knock
Whose there
Bill Carr
Bill Carr who
It's Bill Carr answer the door I can't reach the doorbell

Their is others but I can't think of them at the moment

Title: Re: Short Joke
Post by: Masscre on October 07, 2011, 05:14:05 PM

???? Is anyone else as lost as I am ????

Title: Re: Short Joke
Post by: Tyrone Biggums on October 07, 2011, 05:32:09 PM

To sum it up I'm looking for short jokes sir :)

Title: Re: Short Joke
Post by: Khameleon on October 07, 2011, 05:57:45 PM

A midget is on an elevator going to the top floor. The elevator stops about half way up and a good looking woman wearing a skirt walks into the elevator. Suddenly the midget says, "Excuse me ma'am but can I smell your pussy?" Appauled the woman firmly says, "NO! Of course not!!"
"Oh, then it must be your feet."