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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on December 29, 2011, 08:37:46 AM

Title: Politically Correct Season's Greetings
Post by: Cerveza on December 29, 2011, 08:37:46 AM
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress ,
non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice
holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, please be advised that you are accepting
these terms : This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable on the proviso that there is no alteration
to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until
the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )
Name withheld ( Privacy Act )
Title: Re: Politically Correct Season's Greetings
Post by: gimlet on December 29, 2011, 12:44:43 PM
ahhh - the age of double talk. Let's face it.
People call me a sexy senior citizen instead of a dirty old man!
Title: Re: Politically Correct Season's Greetings
Post by: Masscre on December 29, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
Yea Yea and i am tired of all the double talk in today it sickens me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
Title: Re: Politically Correct Season's Greetings
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on January 01, 2012, 11:42:36 PM
Im just wondering who cerv got to pose for the sript uo pin up christmas calender