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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on January 19, 2012, 06:24:32 PM
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Other than the US $$,
nothing is made in the USA !
Actually, this is pretty sad.
John Smith started the day early having
set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am ..
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast
in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying
AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax
for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
Wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered
why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
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how true!
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sadly but true..
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I like being able to buy things. If everything was made in America, I wouldn't be able to buy things.
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But when he finds himself at the unemployment line, he may be filling out his form with a finely crafted #2 pencil made in america... pathetic. Apparently we own at making those still.
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Blame labor unions and move on. Labor unions have left multiple industries a smoldering ruin due to greed and iron tight labor agreements that leave companies unable to compete if they create something in the US.
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Blame labor unions and move on. Labor unions have left multiple industries a smoldering ruin due to greed and iron tight labor agreements that leave companies unable to compete if they create something in the US.
Going to specialize in Labor Law after graduation?