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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on March 14, 2012, 05:08:07 PM
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SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ...............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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I remember this one being a blond joke.
at first I was like sounds like a blond joke I once heard, I read further then I was like maybe its a different punch line...
nope.. same joke with a different approach :)
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Reminds me of my Mother-In-Law :)
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hahahaha ;)
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Just awesome:D i laughed a little bit too loud.. ;)
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I laughed (as Trail would say) so hard ....
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(http://i.imgur.com/G37dS.jpg)