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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on March 15, 2012, 08:13:59 AM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
I called a Suicide Hotline
I had to press 1 for English
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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Was about to say i heard that years ago - until the ending! That was great!
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