ScriptUO
General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on April 11, 2012, 11:59:14 AM
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A large group of PvPers are at Brit crossroads, when they hear a voice call out from behind a castle, ... "One SUO member is better than ten PvPers."
The PvP guild leader quickly orders 10 of his best men over to the castle, where upon a huge battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, ... Then silence.
The voice once again calls out, ... "One SUO member is better than 100 PvPers."
Furious, ... The PvP guild leader sends his next best 100 chars over to the castle, and instantly a huge fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, ... Again silence.
The SUO member's voice calls out again, ... "One SUO member is better than one thousand PvPers."
The enraged PvP guild leader musters 1,000 PvPers, and sends them to the other side of the castle. Magic spells, necro spells, archery, melee and mystic attacks ring out as a terrible battle is fought, .... Then silence.
Eventually, ... One red lined and poisoned PvPer crawls back from the castle, and with his dying words tells his guild leader, ...
"Don't send any more men, ... it's a trap. There's two of them."
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Best to just hide and stealth away and wait for people to rez-kill. lol
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I must admit I expected either a Rick roll or a Scripty reference.
Very funny!
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At first I was also waiting for a Capt. Douche Bag reference, but it turned out pretty kewl !! 8)
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heheheheheheheheheeh
no matter how many times i hear that joke (in any of it's forms)
and i still laugh!!!!!!!
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I was expecting a reference to 1 SUO member + the Army script!
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Don't send any more men, ... it's a trap. There's two of them, and they are running MW's Army!