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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Crisis on May 06, 2012, 08:00:02 AM

Title: glad I am not this guy....
Post by: Crisis on May 06, 2012, 08:00:02 AM

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the womans nightstand. He nervously asks,'Is this your husband? 'No, silly,' she replies, 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, Is it your your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers. 'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands. She whispers in his ear. 'That's me before the surgery

Title: Re: glad I am not this guy....
Post by: Ozzy on May 06, 2012, 08:33:41 AM

I d be in prison for sure if i ever heard those words

Title: Re: glad I am not this guy....
Post by: Crome969 on May 06, 2012, 10:33:34 AM

Quote from: Ozzy on May 06, 2012, 08:33:41 AM

I d be in prison for sure if i ever heard those words

Word...

Title: Re: glad I am not this guy....
Post by: Masscre on May 06, 2012, 11:58:38 AM

Man that is messed up !!!!!!!!!!