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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Crisis on May 15, 2012, 12:49:48 PM

Title: Liar
Post by: Crisis on May 15, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"  8)
Title: Re: Liar
Post by: TrailMyx on May 15, 2012, 01:27:14 PM
lol, that's a good one!
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Post by: gimlet on May 15, 2012, 02:19:23 PM
hehehehehe
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Post by: Crome969 on May 15, 2012, 11:47:06 PM
I liked it!
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Post by: Masscre on May 16, 2012, 02:27:33 PM
ohhhhkkkkkk I laughed on that one :)
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Post by: Ozzy on May 18, 2012, 06:01:58 PM
lol i may use that one someday !
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Post by: Khameleon on June 08, 2012, 05:59:27 PM
My wife doesn't need to see my hands to know I've been out bowling all night...
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Post by: Crome969 on June 08, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
My wife doesn't need to see my hands to know I've been out bowling all night...
Thats a good sign :) Now you dont need to get the powder if you come in the situation like in the joke :P