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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: NObama on June 04, 2012, 09:50:08 AM

Title: Caption Contest!
Post by: NObama on June 04, 2012, 09:50:08 AM
Ok, so the winner of this contest may or may not receive anything at all. 

Anyone with a modicum of internet literacy and passing familiarity with current events should be able to identify this picture.  That's not the point.  The point is that the photo is perfect for a caption contest.

I determine the winner.  You'll get more credit for being creative than raunchy (I'm looking at you, manwinc).

Ready...set...GO!
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: gimlet on June 04, 2012, 11:46:32 AM
Dang - I know it doesn't work but it looks like it might!
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Post by: 12TimesOver on June 04, 2012, 12:17:55 PM
"Rabble.... rabble rabble rabble... rabble rabble rabble...rabble..."
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Post by: TrailMyx on June 04, 2012, 01:22:24 PM
Finally!! A centrifuge that doubles as a turban laundering machine!
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Post by: Masscre on June 04, 2012, 04:38:28 PM
I will put in the filter and synthetic beans. You guys go grab your expresso cups, this thing makes a great american expresso !!
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Post by: Crome969 on June 04, 2012, 10:39:41 PM
"We invested 10 years hard work, 200 People continues working , billion dollars were burned and we finally were be able to create a selfbrewing beerkeg..."
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Post by: UOMaddog on June 10, 2012, 11:04:43 AM
"You mean to tell me, our "space plan" is to keep stacking Dutch Ovens so we can reach the moon by 2016?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: NObama on June 10, 2012, 07:30:53 PM
"You call that a Jiffy Pop?  Now THAT'S a Jiffy Pop."
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Post by: Tidus on July 01, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
"Who knew that he could stack *bleep* that high."
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Post by: Khameleon on July 02, 2012, 05:29:15 PM
ahhh... So this is how you get your Ramen noodles to cook perfectly!
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Post by: TrailMyx on July 02, 2012, 06:12:04 PM
I know it's kinda racially insulting to use this machine, but man this thing makes great Slurpies!
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Post by: Khameleon on July 03, 2012, 02:25:42 PM
That's the Biggest Bendy Straw I've ever seen!
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Post by: Xanderyum on July 03, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
"...... I know! My beard is going to be that white before i know it too!!!.........."
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Endless Night on July 17, 2012, 11:50:47 AM
Dude, its a sausage fest, wheres all the hot interns you promised would be here.