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Campus alerts have great descriptions
« on: September 11, 2011, 11:52:54 AM »
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I've recently taken to reading campus alerts.  Some of them have been downright funny.

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Alert: Police are searching the South Campus for a black male who escaped custody after being arrested for loitering.  Has a handcuff on his left wrist, wearing jeans with a rope belt and T-shirt.  Last seen in the vicinity of ****** parking lot

How does a guy wearing a handcuff and a belt made out of rope elude the police?
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Re: Campus alerts have great descriptions
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 03:29:05 PM »
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Campus Police would be my guess.
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Re: Campus alerts have great descriptions
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2011, 04:18:57 AM »
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Do you have a link to where you are reading that stuff?
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Re: Campus alerts have great descriptions
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 06:42:03 AM »
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I get it by email.
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Re: Campus alerts have great descriptions
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 04:50:15 PM »
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hah, reminds me of the same type of emails i used to receive from my university. they're probably going to charge you all for the handcuffs now.  ::)
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Re: Campus alerts have great descriptions
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 06:27:59 AM »
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I got another one where the gist of it was that 2 short fat black girls shoved a guy around and stole his wallet and iphone. LOL
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