LoL, that avatar really made me laugh since I just had to chase a dumb cat away from my fiance's apartment because it sat outside her window for 3 nights in a row just meowing non-stop...My dad always said "Burlap sack, bottom of a lake" but unfortunately I didn't have a burlap sack and thought a plastic Target bag wouldn't work, so I opted for a pot with a lid and scared the *bleep* out of it!