Hmm...what to say.  Welp, I'm an old-school, but on-again, off-again UOer.  I played in the original UO beta and for a bit after that, but then took a break for like 8 years. 

  Then the call of nostalgia brought me back a year ago.  And you know what?  It's still fun!  Amazing.  Still a clickfest, though, but I guess most MMOs are.  I've gone through a couple of the other ones out there (most notably WoW for a couple of years...sigh) and UO's still one of the best.
Let's see...girlfriend's measurements?  Silly introduction guidelines -- MMO players don't have girlfriends!
(Actually I have no idea what her measurements are...but she's 6'2" if that helps.  I get her to beat up all the mean people who pick on me.  Go get 'em, Amy!)