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Huge Announcement From BP
« on: June 23, 2010, 11:57:34 AM »
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BP announced today that they put a wedding ring around the leaking pipe and it quit putting out.

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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 01:16:24 PM »
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LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 01:32:06 PM »
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 8) 8) 8) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK !!!!
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 02:15:46 PM »
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LMFAO! Lotta truth in that statement!

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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 02:27:16 PM »
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LMAO! Nice one!
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 01:59:14 AM »
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rofl
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 08:19:08 AM »
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If you enjoy that, you'll definitely enjoy this:

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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 09:59:50 AM »
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Quote from: UOMaddog on June 24, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
If you enjoy that, you'll definitely enjoy this:



Heh, I musta missed something.... enjoy what?

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Ahhh, now i see... youtube is blocked at work, it didnt show anything at all for me but the text that you typed "If you enjoy that..."

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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 01:24:35 PM »
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 ??? is that really what happens guys ? im gettin married in oct! should i call it off! oh well more time for uo then =]
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2010, 02:10:45 PM »
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Quote from: Trisha18 on June 24, 2010, 01:24:35 PM
??? is that really what happens guys ? im gettin married in oct! should i call it off! oh well more time for uo then =]

Good luck with that one. One of my friends in game played quite a bit. Once he got married, his wife was on him constantly to stop playing. He could only play when she ran errands or was at work.
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 07:26:03 PM »
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yeah but my girl plays uo im just worried shes gonna quit puttin out  lmao
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2010, 04:35:22 AM »
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Quote from: Trisha18 on June 24, 2010, 07:26:03 PM
yeah but my girl plays uo im just worried shes gonna quit puttin out  lmao

I chuckled. lol
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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2010, 08:38:31 AM »
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Quote from: Trisha18 on June 24, 2010, 07:26:03 PM
yeah but my girl plays uo im just worried shes gonna quit puttin out  lmao

Do you take this woman......... "I do"... She smiles as the thought runs through her head... You mean you USED to!

There are three distinct phases of sex in marriage.

1)Pre Marriage to Newly Wed - you will do it anytime, anywhere and all the time everywhere

2)About a year after marriage until 2-5 years after marriage - you do it once a week on Saturday night after the kids go to bed.  If the kids stay up late, your outta luck till next week.

3) between 2-5 years after marriage and until your dead - You pass her in the hall and say F*** You!  She says F*** You and go get back on your computer.  :'(

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Re: Huge Announcement From BP
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2010, 12:45:54 PM »
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damnit man dont try to soften it at all just tell it like it is haha! why do men do this again ? oh yeah cuz she said so
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