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Just looking...
« on: March 25, 2011, 06:44:33 AM »
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An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.

He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?"

The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Most old men are helpful like that.
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Re: Just looking...
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 10:42:11 AM »
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I like this i needed good laugh

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Re: Just looking...
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 06:47:42 PM »
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I decided i'm gonna help him too!

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Re: Just looking...
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 07:27:15 PM »
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I've been looking all over the internet for her...I've seen lots of other similar women, but no exact matches!  :P
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Re: Just looking...
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 07:27:20 AM »
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MY wife even liked that one :)

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