So I'm playing basketball at one of the parks in my area this last summer, just shooting around by myself getting a little exercise and practice. Somehow I get roped into playing with these two highschool kids at the basket on the other end of the court and find myself locked into a heated series of one-on-one games in a process called "King of the Court" where you play against one person then the winner of that game takes on the next person, and so on.
We're playing for a bit and I'm giving these kids a run for their money when I throw a fake to the left and rip to the right of kid #1 for an easy layup and the win at which point kid #2 screams "OH MY GOD! YOU JUST GOT SMOKED BY AN OLD DUDE!!!".
Now, on the inside I was laughing so hard I could have swallowed my own tounge but on the outside I simply point at him with a look that says "You're next, chump!"
Now kid #2 is on the court and I'm ready to show him who's the "old dude"! He gets first crack at taking the ball out, goes for the outside shot, and I come up on him like a steamroller and slam the ball back in his face the second it leaves his fingers and I shout "OH MY GOD! YOU JUST GOT STUFFED BY AN OLD DUDE!!!"
I'm only 39...
Welcome to SUO Grampa....err....Dani!
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