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New member introductions / Re: Hello everyone! Nice to meet you :)
« on: May 21, 2012, 10:04:55 AM »
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Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible".
Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".
Before he could finish the old lady fainted!
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible".
Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".
Before he could finish the old lady fainted!
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
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New member introductions / Re: davy discovering UO again
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:43:55 PM »
Welcome 
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New member introductions / Re: Hello All
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:41:36 PM »
Welcome to SUO and welcome back to UO. There is no real gold sink and now people have billions of gold and things are more expensive. At the same time though, people are able to solo things now that it use to take groups to do and a solo player can do more and earn more gold as well. Some things have dropped considerably too. I know 120 mage power scrolls use to be sell for around 20-30 mil and now I can find them on Chessy for under 10 mil.
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New member introductions / Re: RogerWilco from Chesapeake
« on: May 11, 2012, 05:02:55 PM »
Welcome!! Are you still playing OSI at all or just the free shards? What templates do you like to run?
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New member introductions / Re: Angel of Atlantic
« on: May 11, 2012, 08:27:10 AM »
Welcome to SUO!!
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General UO Chat / Re: When easyuo is down...
« on: May 11, 2012, 06:08:19 AM »so there is no other program to use?
Not so much
Remember to make a shortcut to the client direct so you don't patch if it is not forced
That's what I am doing right now, I won't patch unless they force me to or until easyuo is updated. I forgot in March and had patched without meaning to it I couldn't script for almost 2 weeks lol
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Script Debug / Re: First script and could use some help
« on: May 09, 2012, 01:18:27 PM »
Found out a couple of things, it is cutting bones but not at the end of the script after it pulls the chest but while it is fishing. It also cuts up all bone piles but one. In some ways it is cool that it is cutting them up while fishing but it means that I wrote something wrong because it is doing the sub before I want it to. I want it to fish up the chest. Once it recognizes that the chest is fished up, I want it to cut up any and all bone piles in my bag. I put in a scan for bones in the backpack and it was working and that is how I verified that it was doing it during the fishing. Part of my scan was a display that would say we have bones if there were bones in the back pack. my scan-sub is this:
I am not sure if that is correct or not but it seems to be working. Also can someone explain this to me?
I am not sure what the -1 means
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sub scan_bones
scan #backpackid
Finditem %cuttypes C_ , #backpackid
if #findcnt >= -1
{
display We Have Bones!
gosub cut_bones
}
return
;---------I am not sure if that is correct or not but it seems to be working. Also can someone explain this to me?
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if #findcnt >= -1I am not sure what the -1 means
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Off Topic / Re: shamwoo
« on: May 09, 2012, 09:26:52 AM »
The ninja ones were funny but I liked the other fake commercial better. He has some great spoof commercials lol
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Off Topic / Re: ninja training
« on: May 09, 2012, 05:34:08 AM »
In the name of the broomstick gods, give me a broom to hit replay...