I come to you all after a long and storied UO history.  I first started in Lake Superior many moons ago, and over the next few years, my theif developed quite a reputation for himself.  His name was Storm.  I took house looting to a whole different level.

Here is the gimic (was)
1.  Steal the rune that said  "house" , "casa", "my place"...you get the idea
2.  Open up MS Excel and enter the name of the character and any of his other characters that I knew to be him
3.  Be patient.  this is where most people messed up.  they would go for a rune and a key right away....tipped off the mark to easy.
4.  A week, month, year later...when you see a key on the guy then you steal it..but only if you alrady had a rune to his house.  And then you got killed right away...after a short chase.
5.  But did I mention I had 40 tinker?  Just enough tinker to make a key, put it in a green bag, and then drop the green bag on the ground during the chase.  It just happened to blend well with the grass   I die, the owner gets the original key back and feels perfectly safe.  I mean after all...I don't even know where he lives right? 

6  Wait until about 2am and then go check out your new diggs.  I once looted an entire 2 story house while he and his friends were sparring two screens away.  Took me about 2 hours, and they came back in to find mostly empty chests...and a book in the middle of the house that said "your house has been hit buy a hurricane.  call the insurance adjuster."

And thus my UO career started and i was hooked.

I have since moved to SP long ago and currently I am tired of people looting all of my stuff in less than a second flat when I die..so I would sincerely like to return the favor.

Oh, and I love harleys, chocolate, and I am a master class pool player.