I love cats.  They taste like chicken.

WELCOME!

You sir, are evil!

Oh. Hello! I didn't see you there...

My name is Toria. I am a confirmed UO addict. Every time I manage to cut the addiction I swear it is the last time. Aaaaand then I am back. Might be a few months (or a few times years) between indulgences, but I just can not seem to break free. Who am I kidding. I relish the addiction. Which is why I have never tried cocaine come to think of it.... UO is much more affordable.

I am a university student working towards her ED degree up in the great frozen north that is Canada. I have been in school for what seems most of my adult life. No children, just cats. Who I treat better than children. They are really quite rotund. I need to buy them an over sized hamster wheel me thinks. But I digress...

I love Ultima Online. I have tried other games but just keep coming back. Nothing matches the high I get making a fish tank out of stacks of cloth and random fishies. Except perhaps the buzz from making a piano out of random crap in my house. BWAHAHAHA. I am diabolical.

I used to play on Napa Valley with a character named Betty, which evolved into a Home Decorator by trade, Maiden China. We hopped servers to Great Lakes to spread the house customization and beautification mantra. Now I find myself on a free server as University takes all my money and laughs at me.

I love using Easy UO and actually ended up here looking for a script for heartwood quests. I started doing them by hand but quickly realized I would rather eat a live goldfish than continue with that antiquated method. I should mention goldfish are filthy creatures. *shivers* The idea of eating one is a horror show.

Please let me play with your toys,

Love, Toria.