George  Bush, Queen  Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to  hell.  While there, they spy a red phone  and ask what the phone is for.  The devil  tells them it is for calling back to  Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and  talks for 5 minutes.  When he is finished  the devi l informs him that the cost is a million  dollars, so Putin writes him a  check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England  and talks for 30 minutes.  When she is  finished the devil informs her that the cost is  6 million dollars, so she writes him a  check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn  and talks for 4 hours.  When he is finished  the devil informs him that the cost is  $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes  ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to  call the USA  so cheaply.  The devil  smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the  country has gone to hell, so it's a local  call."