The fact of the matter is this, after thousands of peeps have written intro's just like yours, the whole one sentence intro gets old. So, some peeps from this site, added stickies of really great intro's and put the info in more than one place about what it takes to join this here community. yet, for some reason you decided that your somehow special, and tried going about it all wrong. you aren't the first and unfortunately not the last to go down the wrong road. And if the attitude you have is continued, you won't be missed here.
Cheers,
Xander