I read a few of these intros but I don`t really feel comfortable giving out character names......I prefer *bleep* but to my exwife I go by prick.
what are your wife/girlfriends measurements?,
She looked great before I met her, that I swear. By the time of our divorce she had packed on 200 lbs. I could deal with the dumb part, looking as good as she did when we met, but dumb and ugly was a deal breaker. Nice lips? Guess fat girls need something..
I have been a UO player since late 98 and opened my own account in 99. Not a freeshard guy but I am open to the idea. Most of my characters are on a west coast shard but I have chars on a variety of other more populated shards. I cant say that I have a primary character but I have good variety templates....ABC, mage/weaver, Disco/mage, nox mage, script miner, script lumberjack, crafters of every type, Mystic/Disco/weaver/mage. the worst sampy you have ever seen, my fisher, about 10 characters to hold skills(Im cheap so I don`t like to buy soul stones), BOD collectors.....T-maper, Bard/support healers.....if it was not 3am I could probably remember more.
I rarely PvP anymore. I may help defend a spawn but that is about my limit. The good old days of guild wars and order/chaos were the golden days of pvp for me. When my account with my stealth archer was banned a few years ago my willingness to engage other players in combat ended. I do shard events, hold net toss nights on my shard, keep a good amount of vendors stocked with imbuing ingredients, resources etc. I do my own hunting but no comment on resource gathering.
I got into scripting about six years ago when I crushed my right hand. Repetitive tasks in game became a real PITA and I had to learn how to rub one out with the left hand, and I have to tell you, I never went back. It was like a new girlfriend. aaaaaaaaaaand back on topic: I started using EUO around that time off and on for skill training and crafting purposes. My biggest problem is that my skills at the writing part are terrible....Like permanoob level bad.....like the guy who pushes the "pull" door at the same gas station every night bad. On rare occasions I can fix something that no longer works because of a patch, but I doubt I could write something that was considered useful.
So..about myself...I am a single father, (very)small business owner, and I spend too much time on the internet and chasing trains. I am starting to think I should try to write this after I catch some ZZZs so I will check back with you all tomorrow.
-Jerkface
