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Losing my man card
« on: June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM »
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I have 3 dogs, a 5 year old female Siberian Husky, a 6 month old female Siberian Husky, and a 5 month old  male German Sheppard. We will be taking the German Sheppard in to get him neutered next month. I can picture it now on the ride over to the vet.

German Sheppard: Dude!
Me: I am Sorry!!!  :(

German Sheppard: How could you?
Me: No choice. :(

German Sheppard:But I am living with a MILF and a hottie!!
Me: I am very very sorry!! :(

German Sheppard: What would you do in my situation?
Me: Stop trying to hump everything in front of my wife! :(

German Sheppard: Turn in your man card!
Me: I am so sorry! :(  *hands over card*


We are going to breed the females and they are AKC registered so his balls have to go. :(
Me: Dude, I am sorry!!
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Re: Losing my man card
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2013, 07:03:12 AM »
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poor puppy! I feel for you!
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Re: Losing my man card
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2013, 09:12:39 AM »
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Wife did the same thing to me.  He'll get over it!

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Re: Losing my man card
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2013, 10:17:07 AM »
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We tried that on me. It didn't take. :o
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Re: Losing my man card
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2013, 10:26:10 PM »
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Don't feel bad. I had tesituclar cancer in 99. Lost one of the jewels. Wifey keeps it in a jar on the nighstand and rings it like a bell when she wants something.  :'(
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