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« on: March 11, 2014, 02:04:54 PM »
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A programmer's wife asks him to run to the store and buy a loaf of bread.  If they have eggs, she says to get a dozen.



The programmer returns with a 12 loaves of bread.
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 06:01:43 PM »
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dang - sounds just like me!

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Re: Shopping lists
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2014, 06:08:37 PM »
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A programmer would have used Amazon.com.  lol
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2014, 06:11:05 PM »
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A programmer would have used Amazon.com.  lol

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Re: Shopping lists
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2014, 08:25:34 PM »
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What will the lumber be used for?  Lots of differant ways to cut up the log depending on what the lumber is going to be used for.

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"The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all of history."   Lazarus Long

"The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful."   L.L. 

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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2014, 10:04:48 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2014, 03:05:56 AM »
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People will type anything to get unrestricted except what they need to be typing :)

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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2014, 04:50:44 AM »
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I just killed the post but now I'm wishing I had left it. Oh well...
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2014, 11:10:32 PM »
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I finally understand what has happened here. 
Oh hilarious.  I understand how it happened too...  I remember my first time here I thought I clicked the next page and somehow ended up in a different thread (bottom left for pages of thread, bottom right for threads).  I thought I was going to get banned after my first post :X
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 03:15:33 PM »
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I just killed the post but now I'm wishing I had left it. Oh well...

I dunno, seems funnier now. ;D
"The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all of history."   Lazarus Long

"The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful."   L.L. 

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