public class JensIntroduction {
public static void main(String[] args) {
String playerName = "Jens";
String game = "Ultima Online";
int startYear = 2003;
String shard = "alternate-pk";
String introduction = String.format("Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the one and only %s, a veteran of the virtual realms in the world of %s. Jens, as he's fondly known, embarked on his digital odyssey back in %d, when the pixels were square and the dragons were pixelated blobs.\n\nIn those early days, Jens was a renegade on the %s shard, leaving a trail of chaos and turmoil wherever he went. He was the scourge of alternate realities, the terror of the virtual taverns, and the bane of pixelated bandits! You could say he had a knack for making ones and zeroes cry.\n\nBut time has a funny way of changing even the most notorious of avatars. Nowadays, Jens has mellowed out (just a smidge) and prefers to focus on taming virtual beasts and nurturing pixelated plants. The chaos of PvP has given way to the serenity of PvM, and the once-feared scourge is now a respected protector of the pixelated realm. Who would've thought, right? It's a brave new world, and Jens is adapting to it, one digital pet at a time.",
playerName, game, startYear, shard);
System.out.println(introduction);
}
}
Okay, to be fair, i kind of never ever used this language back in the good old days and i never understood those hardcore-RPG style guys, talking like its 1759...
But what i did, was participating in various guild fights or raids of the guild YaSuxx, im not sure if anybody remembers that

Ever since it was kind of allowed on that Shard using programs like UO Loop, Yoko Injection, ... to automate skill gain process. My first experience with scripting actually origins from Yoko Injection, what a great tool it was back then..
Right now its kind of an on-off relation between me and Ultima Online. There are new shards once in a while i keep trying, most of the time i like it and stay for a year or so, then either the shard closes or i just lose interest. Sounds pretty sad, but it isnt, i keep enjoying automating processes via scripts but often it just blows my mind as im not really a coder whatsoever.
Hope you guys have a great day, thank you for this forum, its a great place

Jens
PS: i just saw this policeman

and i love it.